Retro Rainbow | Soap Bar
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Gag me with a... soap bar? Like, totally.
This bar is a time machine. Six layers of neon awesome, hand-poured one radical stripe at a time. The colors are straight out of 1985: the year of Back to the Future, the year of "We Are the World," the year your mom's hair was biggest. We're talking pink, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. A full rainbow of clean.
The scent? Fresh, zesty, citrusy. We mix it up batch to batch because that's more fun. Right now it's sweet orange, lemon, and eucalyptus with a hit of phthalate-free fragrance. Next batch might be different. Keeps things interesting. Like a mixtape, but for your shower.
"I'm an 80s kid, through and through. Big hair, neon everything, and a cassette deck in my room. I wanted to make a soap that was just pure, ridiculous fun. Pouring six perfect layers is a challenge, but watching them stack up in all those wild colors? Totally worth it. This one makes me smile every time."
Why You'll Love The Retro Rainbow Soap Bar
- Six Righteous Neon Layers: Hand-poured one at a time. Pink, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. Like a stack of vinyl records, but way better for your skin.
- A Totally Tubular Scent: Fresh citrus that changes batch to batch. Always zesty, always clean, never boring. Fer sure.
- Bodacious Lather: Our olive oil base creates rich, creamy suds that actually moisturize. So not bogus.
- Superfatted Formula: We leave extra skin-loving oils in the bar so it won't dry you out. Your skin stays soft, not grody.
- 5oz of Awesome: This is a big bar. No half sizes because that would be weird, dude.
This Is Why We Do It
"My daughter and I were walking downtown Medford and noticed the store front. Had her pick out her own soap and she loved the colors and smell. After the first wash we were sold and will be back for more."
How to Use It
Crank up the synth-pop. Hop in the shower. Lather up like you're filming a music video. Watch the rainbow do its thing as each layer slowly reveals the next. Rinse, repeat, and moonwalk out of there feeling fresh.
Key Ingredients
- Olive Oil
- The foundation of our gentle soap. Creates a rich, moisturizing lather that won't leave your skin feeling like it just survived a night of break dancing.
- The Mixtape Scent Blend
- Currently: sweet orange, lemon, and eucalyptus essential oils with phthalate-free fragrance. Fresh, bright, and totally rad.
- Mineral & Cosmetic Pigments
- Safe, skin-friendly colorants that create those six gnarly neon layers. No synthetic dyes that'll harsh your mellow.
Goes Well With
- Cheerful Clementine Tub Truffle ā Drop one in the tub for a full citrus party. The 80s called; they want you to have more fun.
- Lemon Verbena Tub Truffle ā Keep the fresh, zesty vibe going. It's like adding a B-side to your shower playlist.
- Lemon Lover 3-in-1 Wash ā Bubble bath, shower gel, and shampoo in one. Maximum efficiency. Minimum bogusness.
Don't stop believin'... in awesome soap.
