Face Food | Original Cucumber & Carrot Em'z Blendz Soap Co.
Face Food | Original Cucumber & Carrot Em'z Blendz Soap Co.
Face Food | Original Cucumber & Carrot Em'z Blendz Soap Co.

Face Food | Original Cucumber & Carrot


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Every product is handmade in small batches by real people (hi, that's us!). Orders usually ship in 3 to 5 days, then the Post Office takes it from there. Think of it as farm-to-skin, not Prime-to-porch.
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CREATIVE BRIEF: Face Food | Original Cucumber & Carrot
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PRODUCT ARCHETYPE: The Icons / The Legends
CORE TRUTH: This is the cream that beats La Mer at a fraction of the price—real cucumber, real carrot, zero BS.
DATE CREATED: August 29, 2025
LAST UPDATED: October 16, 2025 - Andy Whitlock - Complete rewrite, spatula as separate pairing product
SEASONAL STATUS: Year-round

I. VISUAL STORYTELLING:
* **Inspiration Shot:** Glass jar with fresh cucumber rounds and carrot ribbons arranged artfully around it.
* **Texture Shot:** The cream's rich, dense texture being scooped, showing its substantial quality.
* **"The Craft" Shot:** Emily hand-filling the signature glass jars, row after row, like a production line of liquid gold.

II. EVOCATIVE SOCIAL PROOF:
* **Featured Testimonial:** Patricia Dailey's review about trying La Mer but always coming back to Face Food—powerful social proof.

III. CURATED PAIRINGS:
* **"Full Face Food System":** Whipped Chamomile Mint Cleanser + Age Well Serum + Face Food + Bamboo Spatula for the complete ritual.

IV. FAQ CONTENT BRIEF:
* **Targeted Questions:** Face Food vs Skin Food difference? Can I use this on my whole face or just eyes? How much should I use?

V. SEO & SEMANTIC TARGETS:
* **Primary Search Intent:** Natural alternative to La Mer, cucumber eye cream, carrot seed face cream, intensive moisture for dry skin.
* **Key Semantic Keywords:** cucumber carrot face cream, natural la mer alternative, shea butter eye cream, regenerative night moisturizer
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The cream that customers abandon La Mer for. Yes, really.

Face Food isn't trying to be fancy. It's cucumber distillate, carrot seed oil, and unrefined shea butter doing exactly what they're supposed to do: fix your dry, angry, tired skin. This was one of Emily's first creations back when she was just trying to solve her own skin problems. Turns out, when you use real ingredients instead of marketing nonsense, you get something that actually works.

The texture is intentionally dense—this isn't some whipped air-filled fluff. It's concentrated moisture that melts into skin without leaving you looking like a glazed donut. Works as an eye cream in the morning, a full-face treatment at night, or that emergency fix when your skin is throwing a tantrum. And yes, people really do leave those luxury creams for this jar. We have the reviews to prove it.

"Face Food was born from desperation. My skin was so dry it hurt, and nothing worked. So I made something that did. Real cucumber for cooling, carrot seed for regeneration, shea butter for barrier repair. It's not revolutionary—it's just honest. Sometimes that's all you need."

— Emily Whitlock, Co-Founder & Formulator

Why You'll Love Face Food

  • Cucumber distillate actually depuffs—not just claims to, but legitimately reduces morning eye bags and angry red patches
  • Carrot seed oil brings vitamin A and antioxidants that help with cell turnover without the irritation of retinols
  • Unrefined shea butter creates a protective barrier that locks moisture in for hours, not minutes
  • Dense enough for overnight repair, light enough for daytime use—it's the multitasker that actually multitasks
  • Pro tip: Grab our bamboo spatula (sold separately) to keep your jar pristine and make application feel extra special

This Is Why We Do It

"I have been using this since 2012. Periodically I try another moisturizer, even La Mer, but I always come back to this. Not heavy. It has a very light fragrance."

— Patricia Dailey, Verified Customer

The Ritual

Morning: Pat a tiny amount around your eyes—seriously, a little goes far. Watch those bags deflate. Evening: Go bigger. Warm it between your fingers first, then press (don't rub) into your whole face. Let it sit for a minute before you hit the pillow. Want to keep your jar cleaner? Our bamboo cosmetic spatula (perfect companion, sold below) lets you scoop the perfect amount without the finger-diving. Plus it just feels fancy.

Key Ingredients

Cucumber Distillate
The real deal, not cucumber "extract"—steam-distilled cucumber water that actually calms inflammation and reduces puffiness.
Carrot Seed Oil
Nature's retinol alternative—promotes cell turnover and brings serious antioxidants without the irritation.
Unrefined Shea Butter
Raw, unprocessed, and packed with fatty acids that create a protective barrier while actually healing dry patches.
Rosewood & Lavender
Just enough essential oil to make it smell clean and calming, not like a salad or a spa explosion.

Complete Your Ritual

Start clean with our Whipped Chamomile Mint Facial Cleanser—gentle enough for sensitive skin, effective enough to matter. Layer the Age Well Serum underneath for extra active ingredients, then seal everything in with Face Food. Add our Bamboo Cosmetic Spatula (click or see below) for the perfect application tool. It's the complete system that makes estheticians ask what you're using.

The cream that started it all—still undefeated.

INGREDIENTS

organic cucumber distillate, organic aloe vera juice, rose and witch hazel distillate, organic unrefined shea butter, organic jojoba oil, organic apricot kernel oil, organic carrot seed oil, emulsifying wax (veg. source), stearic acid (veg. source), cetearyl alcohol (veg. source), vitamin e, citrus extract, organic rosewood and lavender essential oil

Why would I need a bamboo spatula for a face cream?Ā Honestly? You don't need it. But for an extra dollar, it keeps your cream cleaner (no finger bacteria), helps it last longer, and lets you grab exactly the right amount without digging around. Plus, some people just hate putting their fingers in jars. The bamboo is sustainable, smooth, and feels weirdly satisfying to use. It's a small luxury that costs less than a gas station coffee.

What's the difference between Face Food and Skin Food?Ā Face Food is specifically formulated for your face—lighter oils, cucumber for depuffing, more refined texture. It's gentle enough for eye area but rich enough for overnight repair. Skin Food is our body warrior—thicker, more protective, with calendula for healing. Face Food feeds your face; Skin Food saves your skin. Both are dense, both are legends, but Face Food is the facial specialist.

Can I really use this on my whole face or is it too heavy?Ā Despite being dense in the jar, it melts and absorbs without leaving you shiny. Use less in the morning (just a tiny dab), more at night when your skin does its repair work. It's concentrated—a little really does go far. The texture looks heavy but wears light. Patricia's been using it since 2012 and specifically mentions "not heavy" after trying La Mer. Trust the woman who's tried everything.

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